You Turd.
I probably shouldn’t share this but everyday when I wake up my routine is to get a cup of coffee in order to shield myself with as strong a caffeinated-coat-of-armor before diving into the New York Times. And then ... I begin to scream — thankfully inside my head. I yell, “YOU TURD” as I pour through nearly every article that mostly seems to display irritating horrible human behavior. Touching on subjects and issues that make me so mad, this series has a poop emoji embedded within each piece. And, since nothing else seems very funny these days, I figure a little bit of humor never hurts, plus it’s kind of like finding Waldo in the midst of one's despair.